the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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