remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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