I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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