Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just google imaged poop.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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