But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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