We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Your cock deserves a montage
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
