Have you finally orgasmed yet?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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