I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
But we have bathrooms and they dont
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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