Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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