so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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