dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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