My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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