and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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