Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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