She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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