he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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