You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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