wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I yelled at your uterus for you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
