seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
