i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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