Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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