The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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