wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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