I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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