I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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