Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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