There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I AM VODKA MAN
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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