Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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