So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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