dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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