He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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