Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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