Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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