quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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