The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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