its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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