their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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