Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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