i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
do herpes really smell.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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