Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Come see our sink grown plant.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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