I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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