Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just found puke in my bra..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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