he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you win again, gameday.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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