in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it's great music for shaving your balls
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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