What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
