I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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