Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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