i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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