If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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