Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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