Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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