can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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