i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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