you win again, gameday.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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